Posted by Dancer on Saturday, January 26 2002 at 12:30:02 GMT
in reply to What kinda school kids were the Avengers?, posted by Jerry W. Loper on Friday, January 25 2002 at 22:22:41 GMT
[The Scene: Class is back after recess]
Mr Jarvis, the teacher: Settle down at your desks children. Yes, Clint?
Hawkeye: Ultron ate my homework.
Mr J: Again? And I suppose he ate those lines you had to do as well.
Hawkeye: Uh, I had lines?
Warbird, smugly: Sure! "I will not flush Zemo's head down the lavatory" a hundred times.
Mr J: That's right. Is there something funny, Mr Williams? Perhaps you'd like to share it with the class?
Wonder Boy: No, Mr Jarvis.
Hercules: Ha-ha!
Mr J: Have you and Vision been fighting again, Simon?
Warbird: Please sir, Wanda isn't wearing any panties!
Wasp arrives late from cheerleading practice, still rehearsing her chant: Go Ant Man! Go Giant-Man! Go Goliath! Go Yellowjacket! Go Scientific Adventurer!…
Cap (whispers to Hawkeye): I'll help you with the lines later. It was good that you stopped Zemo bullying l'il Justice and Firestar. He's bigger than we are but we'll find a way to stop him.
Iron Boy: So, uh, what are you doing after class, Shulkie? I've got this new BMX…
Mr J: Back to lessons, class. Thor, put the hammer away and concentrate. It's time for a pop quiz.
Vision: Oh no! Last night I was studying human interactions! [*sobs* - even an android can cry]
Mr J: And Simon, this time I don't want you copying Vision's answers. That old engram excuse only works so many times.
Quicksilver: Finished!
Quiet kid in nerdy spectacles at back of class: A surprise test! Mustn't panic… Heart racing! Chest pounding! Raaagh! Hulk smash dumb school!!
Mr J: *sigh* We get through more classrooms this way…
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